The Woodlands National Anthem

I guess we'll have to move
The neighborhood is on to us
Let's join the little babes
Throwing rocks in front of us
Riding on my bicycle
I pass my sister on a bus
Let's take the country road
Before our parents send for us
Trees keep falling at my feet
I guess it's time to build a boat
Make a raft of our bodies
Do you think that it'll float
What I said was not a joke
But you just licked the envelope
I'm tired of dating let's elope
But you just licked the envelope
Ah ah
Ah ah
Three cheers for my parents
Lonely failed experiments
Three cheers for my parents
Lonely failed experiments