Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself,
I need a little space to think.
Maybe we should start seeing other people.
Baby, things are moving way to fast for me."
So, i, I picked up what was left of my pride,
And I put on my walking shoes,
And I got up on that high road,
And I did what any gentleman would do..
I, um...
I got a brand new girlfriend.
We went and jumped off the deep end,
Flew out to LA for the weekend,
Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
Man, I think im on to somethin',
Yano I feel just like a kid again.
I got a brand new girlfriend.
I love it when she calls me butter cup,
Laughs and says I left the toilet seat up,
She pops and tosses me a cold beer,
And says my buddies always welcome here.
When I get hungry, she takes me out.
I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound.
My tails a waggin', my tounges hangin' out,
It makes me wanna shout...
I got a brand new girlfriend.
We went and jumped off the deep end,
Flew out to LA for the weekend,
Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.