Allentown

Well we're living here in Allentown
我们住在阿伦敦(美国宾夕法尼亚州东部第三大工商业城市)
And he's driven our lives into the ground
他带着我们一路驶向绝望
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
当我们醒来时发现又喝醉成那样
Phil got shot Phil
Phil中了枪
We got beaten by a monk
我们被一个和尚打伤
I was happy and my life was good
我很幸福生活风调雨顺
Gettin' married like a dentist should
像个正常的牙医一样准备结婚
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
烤着棉花糖举着小木棒
I got ****ed in the ass by a girl with a ****
我却被一个长着"家伙"的女孩爆了菊花
Haha, I remember that
哈哈 我记得
And we're living here in Allentown
我们住在阿伦敦(别名：The Queen City建于1762年)
But they're taken Teddy's finger now
但他们现在抓住了Teddy的手指
And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my ****
我很确定现在糟糕的像坨狗屎
And shoot Allen in the face
Allen的脸被射伤
And shoot myself
想要开枪自杀
He totally butchered that song
他完全毁了那首歌
Totally butchered my life
完全毁了我的生活