The Waitress Song

Hi, how're you doing?
好巧，你好呀
Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
就是...呃...一份大套餐和一大杯黑咖，谢谢
Cheers
干杯
I love you
我爱你
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
每天下午都去那家小店吃饭
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
喝着垃圾的咖啡就着难嚼的培根
And the toast is always soggy
面包总是被弄湿
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
And the food takes such a long time to get made
这家小店上菜很慢
Even when I'm the only person in the café
即使店里只有我一个人
And my table's always wobbly
餐桌摇摇晃晃
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
Yeah
是的
You're probably thinkin' why would I even bother
你可能会想我为什么要花费精力来这家小店
Eatin' there on a daily basis, there's heaps of other places on offer
每天来这儿吃又不是没得选
Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
吃着橡胶一样的培根为什么不换个地方
And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
喝了这儿的茶只会让人拉着脸谩骂
It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
因为我喜欢这里工作的女孩儿，她用餐桌上的杂物清理盘子的方式
Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
让我心跳加速，心如鹿撞
Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
爱上一个整天围着围裙的陌生人是疯狂的
Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
兄弟你知道吗，我不需要知道她的电话和名字
'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
因为这样的关系是建立在早餐上的
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
等待其实是我的退缩
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
每天下午都去那家小店吃早餐
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
喝着垃圾的咖啡就着难嚼的培根
And the toast is always soggy
面包总是被弄湿
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
And the food takes such a long time to get made
这家小店上菜很慢
Even when I'm the only person in the café
即使店里只有我一个人
And my table's always wobbly
餐桌摇摇晃晃
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
她和我说“你好”，“再见”，“总共5.95”
I don't really mind, that's all right with me
但我并不介意
I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
只是对她微笑然后吃饭，有时候我们像一周都没有那样说话
She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
她知道在我空闲的时间我喜欢独处
And write a poem with my headphones
戴着耳机写诗
Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
报纸，培根，荷包蛋，吐司片
A long black, but the beans are always burnt
黑咖，总是烧糊的豆子
And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
如果杯子脏了她会拿自己的衣服清理
I wonder if she's my ideal girl
我在想她是否是我的理想型
And what would happen if we dated in the real world
如果我们在现实世界约会不知道会发生什么
Nah, I don't think it would work
好吧，我感觉这行不通
I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
我不想拿我们现有的关系来冒险，因此我总是给她小费
Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
然而这段关系是建立在早餐上的
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
等待其实是我的退缩
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
每天下午都去那家小店吃饭
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
喝着垃圾的咖啡就着难嚼的培根
And the toast is always soggy
面包总是被弄湿
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
And the food takes such a long time to get made
这家小店上菜很慢
Even when I'm the only person in the café
即使店里只有我一个人
And my table's always wobbly
餐桌摇摇晃晃
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
其实培根是冷的又能怎么样
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
店里放着几周前的报纸也并不影响
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
我不介意，那样很好，因为她是我的一切
That I'm there for
这就是我为什么来这里
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
其实培根是冷的又能怎么样
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
店里放着几周前的报纸也并不影响
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
我不介意，那样很好，因为她是我的一切
That I'm there for
这就是我为什么来这里
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
每天下午都去那家小店吃早餐
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
喝着垃圾的咖啡就着难嚼的培根
And the toast is always soggy
面包总是被弄湿
But I hardly notice
我却很难察觉
And the food takes such a long time to get made
这家小店上菜很慢
Even when I'm the only person in the café
即使店里只有我一个人
And my table's always wobbly
餐桌摇摇晃晃
But I hardly notice
但是我却很难察觉