Gopnik Gonna Getcha (feat. TeslasMoustache)

紧急新闻！
Breaking news
首相就在刚刚宣布全国进入紧急状态，因为成千上万的......
The prime minister has just declared a national emergency after thousands of......
可以被描述为：穿着运动服，斯拉夫蹲着的人类开始出现在不列颠哥伦比亚（加拿大西部省份）的海岸上
What can be really described as squatting humans in tracksuits had begun showing up off the coasts of BC
目击者们把他们描述为气势汹汹地挥舞伏特加酒瓶，同时外放极为响亮的音乐
Witnesses describe them as brandishing vodka bottles and playing extremely loud music
这些“高普尼克”（俄罗斯精神小伙）们，至少他们是这样自称的，此时正在入侵加拿大内陆，并吟唱着口号：
These "Gopniks", as they're calling themselves, are approaching the inlands chanting
“高普尼克们要来逮住你了”
"Gopniks gonna getcha"
一个小时后播报进展......
Back to you in an hour
高普尼克们要来逮住你了！
GOPNIKS GONNA GETCHA