The Awkward Pause

MAN 1
（男1）
It was all going okay
一切都进行顺利
But now you don't know what to say
但现在你无从说起
'Cause you thought that you were being clever
“因为觉得自己很聪明
But you came off just as dumb as ever
但变得比啥时候都笨
WOMAN 1
（女1）
You should just run for the door
赶紧拉开门吧
You've played out this scene before
明明演过这场戏
And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws
你还唧唧歪歪个啥
BOTH
（合）
It's so awkward
真是尴尬
This awkward pause
大写的尴尬
MEN, WOMEN AND WAITER
（男，女，服务员）
Would gladly eat a plate of glass
想吃一盘玻璃不
If it would make this moment pass
如果能缓解尴尬的话
Would rather skydive with no parachute
要不就跳伞呗不带伞包的那种
Man 1
（男1）
Get caught solicitinga **********
就算是被拉客
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
（男，女，服务员）
Better to bump into an ex
也比遇到前任强
MAN 1
（男1）
Or crash your car into a tree
或者开车撞树上了
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
（男，女，服务员）
See your parents having sex
碰见爸妈那啥了
MAN 1
（男1）
Or catch a mild STD
又或者染上性病
MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
（男，女，服务员）
Things that normally are paralyzing
还有类似的令人目瞪口呆想钻地缝的事
Compared to this, they all seem appetizing
和这相比，那都不是事儿
'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws of the awkward
因为尴尬已经遍布你全身
The awkward pause
大，写，的，尴~尬~