Everything Happens To Me (Complete Take 2)

l make a date for golf
我约她去打高尔夫
and you can bet your life it rains
你也猜到那阴雨连连的天气了
I try to give a party
我想开个派对
and the guy up-stairs complains
楼上的住户却怨声载道
I guess I'll go thru life
我猜想我的一生
just catching colds and missing trains
都会在感冒和误车中度过了吧
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都发生在我身上
l never missed a thing
一点点不幸我都不会错过
l've had the measles and the mumps
我得了麻疹和腮腺炎
And every time l play an ace
每次我出A纸牌时
My partner always trumps
对家都有王牌
I guess l’m just a fool
我想我就是个跳梁的小丑
who never looks before he jumps
不逗乐时没人看
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都发生在我身上
At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
最初我想着你或许能化解我的厄运
That love would turn the trick to end despair
那份爱能救我于绝望之处
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
但我知道不能欺骗那个为我着想的人了
So l've mortgaged all my castles in the air
于是我赌上了所有的幻想
l've telegraphed and phoned
我发过电报，也打过电话了
I send an 'Airmail Special' too
还寄了一封航空特快邮递
Your answer was 'Goodbye
'你却回复“有缘再会”
And there was even postage due
还留下了欠资信条
I fell in love just once
我只爱过那么一次
And then it had to be with you
就是倾心于你啊
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都发生在我身上
Da da da…
l've telegraphed and phoned
我发过电报，也打过电话了
I send an 'Airmail Special' too
还寄了一封航空特快邮递
Your answer was 'Goodbye
'你却回复“有缘再会”
And there was even postage due
还留下了欠资信条
I fell in love just once
我只爱过那么一次
And then it had to be with you
就是倾心于你啊
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都发生在我身上