Siam

Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong
They got lots of ***** and Lapsang Southong
Siam, Siam
All the fancy *****cats come from this area
Also got a lot of animals that scare ya
Siam, Siam
Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva
After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva
I am, yes I am
Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine
Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen
Siam, Siam
Nicest little place i live in since Budapest
If you think that I'm in love, you're right, I
Confess
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam