Honky-Tonk Superman

(Aaron Tippin/Buddy Brock)
Well, down at the factory,
I'm never late
I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
I give a hundred percent,
I don't ever stop '
Til Friday evening when
I punch that clock
Then I disappear until the weekend's through
And you'll never guess who
I turn into
I'm a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not,
I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a honky-tonk superman
That's who
I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' superman
Everybody's waiting for my next move
Last night
I broke the record for acting a fool
My favorite waitress said
I went a little too far
When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
Now, don't blame me for just having fun
The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done ('Cause)
I'm a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not,
I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a honky-tonk superman
That's who
I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' superman
Hey, look up there on the neon sign
It's a bird, it's a plane,
Lord, he's lost his mind
Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman
Ready or not,
I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Whoa, yeah,
I'm a honky-tonk superman
Yeah, that's who
I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman
Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman