MY DICK

E-e-e-very time I look at my ****
****, ****, ****
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
Northern Mancky, ****-muncher
My ****’s bigger than your brother
Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother
My ****’s bigger than Wales
And your ****’s smaller than a mother******' snail
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My **** like the Mississippi river
My **** ask your *****, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
Yeah dog, it's mother******' Kid Cuisine
My **** gets bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you could swish it like Listerine
Your **** look like Adam Levine
My **** like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your **** gets small like Frodo
Young Bob Barker in this mother******
Price looking right in this mother******
Big **** Clark in this mother******
**** look like a ******' Nutter Butter
Got more wood than Barry Bonds
**** so big, got a car alarm
**** so big that it bought the farm
Your ****'s like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your **** don't got no name
Your ***** call my **** Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
(Goddamn)
Your ****’s growing mold
My **** ***nes like gold
Your ****’s like the Pope
My **** don’t get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It’s too much **** for one guy
But if I donated my ***t to science
Mother****** probably start a riot
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
(That's a small ****)