Ass Crack Bandit

It said quarter to five
都说是四点四十五，
but it was quarter to ass
其实是二十五分到屁股。
You thought your plumbing was safe
你以为你的管道很安全，
but your jeans were half mast
其实你的牛仔裤降了半旗。
Another coin down the drain
又一枚硬币掉落到沟里，
Now that's some change that won't last
这才是不会持久的零钱。

一次二十五分，
25 cents at a time
他取走的是我们的灵魂。
He's taking our souls
FBI侦探也无能为力，
Government man can't help
我们都只有靠自己。
We're all alone
你是否感觉到那微风
Are you feeling the breeze?
你是否拉紧了裤腰带？
Did you pull your belt tight?
你知道这是错的，
You know that it's wrong
你知道这是对的。
You know that it's right
走出阴影
Out of the shadows
硬币落下。
Down the coin goes
为什么，哦，你说是为什么
Why, oh why do you suppose?
（只有Bandit才知道）
(Only the Bandit knows)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
人行道上的硬币
Coins on the sidewalk
手中的硬币
Coins in the palm of my hand
屁股缝里的硬币
Coins in the Ass Crack
或者死人眼上的硬币
Or the eyes of a dead man
从阴影中取出
Drawn from the shadows
被命运所分割
Quartered by fate
他就是那Ass Crack Bandit
He's the Ass Crack Bandit
全民公敌。
Enemy of the state
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K
他不会绕过你
He'll give you no quarter
但他会。。
But he'll
给你一枚二十五分硬币
Give you a quarter
政府只会拿走你的零钱
The government just takes your change away
也许我们是坏人
Maybe we're the crooks
他是英雄。
And he's the hero
也许他是救世主
Maybe he's the Messiah
谁又知道。。。
Who's to say?
留下一枚硬币
Save yourself a coin
给摆渡人
For the ferryman
过你屁股的冥河
Crossing the river Styx Of your ass
擦掉你脸上的笑容，小子
Wipe the smile from your face kids
因为这一点都不好笑。
'Cause this ain't funny
另外别忘了给点唱机的钱！
And don't forget your Jukebox Money!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (Bandit)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (受不了了)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
无法忍受这恐惧
Can't stand the fear
无法忍受这未知
Can't stand not knowing
无法一直忍受
Can't stand forever
迟早, 我们都会弯下腰
Eventually we all bend over In the end
最终啊，我们都会弯下腰。
We all bend over In the end
最终啊，我们都会弯下腰。
We all bend over
你的兄弟，你的姐妹
Your brothers, your sisters
他们都会弯下腰
They all bend over
你的朋友，你的敌人
Your friends and enemies
他们都会弯下腰。
They all bend over
你和我
Your and me
都会弯下
We all bend over
就连总统
Even the president
也得弯腰
He bends over