The Grudge

I hold a grudge like a rapper holds his crotch
So just watch me
If you snob me I'll try to control my temper
But I'll definitely remember
See, what I need are enemies
Please, a nemesis, or nemesis
They say revenge is like sashimi
Best served cold, so shiver when you see me
My occupation is much like a doctor
I got a lot of patients
Seasons change, tic toc
And strange how I smile when I see you
I'm a sick ****
Yeah, I'm so cunning
If I put it in your mouth
Then you won't see it coming
But the truth is I need you
If you ever said sorry
I would just hate to believe you
So please don't
You are my grudge and I won't budge
This is my right, Who are you to judge
I'm aiming for you, I'm willing to wait
I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate
You are my grudge, I'll never forget
What you owe me, I'll collect the debts
And if it's the last thing I manage to do
The best laid plans of mice and me
And nowadays you're so basically nice to me
How can I hate you? You say 'how are you Jason?'
And I'm plotting your humiliation
We're like Barack and McCain,
Mozart, Salieri, Houdini and what's his name
You know the guy in Montreal who hit him in the stomach
You are my mountain and I will piss on the summit
And from that very high altitude
I will be the one with the high horse attitude
I'm a sadist, but I'm saying I'm the saddest dude
'Cause I just did everything I said I'd do
What's next? I'll be the head haunt show
You'll be gone, but will I still be Gonzo?
Without the competition
Will I become a hippie or a hipster with no ambition
Please God, no!
You are my grudge and I won't budge
This is my right, Who are you to judge?
I'm aiming it for you, I'm willing to wait
I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate
You are my grudge, I'll never forget
What you owe me, I'll collect the debts
And if it's the last thing I manage to do
It will come right back to you