God Bless The American Housewife

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat
With my coffee cup
I bend to get the paper
Every neighbor's tryin' to check me out
Look at me, I'm lovely
As I wave beside my minivan
Look at how my diamonds
Seem to sparkle on the garbage can
God bless the American housewife
How she does it, I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
Look at how my children play
Commando in the cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has
Survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers
Envious of all my things
Have to call the plummer
'Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring
God bless the American housewife
How she does it, I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
Look at me, I'm beautiful
And glamorous in rubber gloves
Look how my tiara
Can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundry and make dinner
While I'm on the phone
Look at me, I'm ***y as the Devil
When I mow the lawn
God bless the American housewife
How she does it, I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
God bless the American housewife
How she does it, I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
How she does it, I'll never know
God bless the American housewife