Ladies and Gentleman

Lalalalalalala...
啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
Well, there' s a gentleman who' s not so gentle cuz he' s too generous with his chit and his chat
这儿有个不那么绅士的绅士，因为他对于闲谈太过热情了
So lately
所以近来
We' ve been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab
我们在讨论一个方法来赶走这个讨人厌的雄性长舌妇
All we hear is lalalalalalala...
我们听到的就是啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
Well, he's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
他这个绅士就像是他希望自己成为的角色的滑稽讽刺画
So lately
所以最近
We' ve been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply do what he does
我们对于他的闲话统统无视，点头微笑敷衍了事
So watch out
注意了

每个人都有相同的说辞：
And everybody's got the same story:
我们从不想让他呆这儿
We never wanted him here
是他自己出现的
He showed up anyway
他总是让我们不得清净
He never would leave us alone
我们从不想让他呆这儿
We never wanted him here
是他自己出现的
He showed up anyway
但这可能也挺好的吧
But maybe that' s ok
不久这个绅士由于没受到应有的关注叫嚷得更响了
Well, soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn' t earn him respect
但是最近
But lately
他打包离开之后我们不得不承认我们有点想他
We' ve been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now that he' s packed up and left
我们是怎么做的呢？
What did we do?
每个人都有相同的说辞：

我们从不想让他呆这儿
And everybody' s got the same story:
是他自己出现的
We never wanted him here
他总是让我们不得清净
He showed up anyway
我们从不想让他呆这儿
He never would leave us alone
是他自己出现的
We never wanted him here
但这可能也挺好的吧
He showed up anyway
我们从不想让他呆这儿
But maybe that' s ok
是他自己出现的
We never wanted him here
他总是让我们不得清净
He showed up anyway
我们从不想让他呆这儿
He never would leave us alone
现在他永远离开了
We never wanted him here
我们觉得我们可能做错了
And now he' s gone for good
啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
But maybe we' ve made a mistake
Lalalalalalala...