Intro to Anxiety

Happy camper, happy camper
生活可以变得超级快乐 生活也可以变得极度悲伤
Happy camper, oh
我用尽方法去分辨好与坏
Yo, life can be super happy, life can be super sad
我回到未来只是为了接近过去
I'm trying super hard to separate the good and the bad
但以我了解自己的程度 我的时空穿梭车也可能会撞碎
I'll go back to my future just to get to my past
有时候我身无分文就坐上的士
But knowing me, my DeLorean would probably crash
担心如果信用卡不能用就可能要猛然逃跑
Sometimes I get in a taxi when I ain't got no cash
让司机疯狂追我二十个街区
Worry if my credit card don't work, then I might have to dash
如果他抓到我了 我知道他可能想打我一顿
Have the cab driver chase me 20 blocks down 7th Ave
天啊 这真是疯狂的想象
And if he catching up to me, I know he'll wanna kick my ass
甚至比我迷恋和那些女生聊天还要糟糕
Damn, that's one hell of an imagination
发送消息显示在绿色的框里 这到底是什么意思
Even worse than talking to these girls, I get infatuated
我发送了吗？ 她看到了吗？
Send a text and it go green, wonder what that ****ing mean
为什么她不回复我？
Like did it send, has it been seen?
可能在和别的男人聊天吧 我嫉妒的想着
Why ain't she writing back to me?
两天后她回复说 “不好意思我睡着了”
Probably chatting with some other guys and I feel jealousy
我觉得我可能要永远单身了 可能我会和爸妈一起住
Two days later, she write back, like S-R-Y, I fell asleep
这样我就可以随意吃喝也不用感到尴尬 因为
I think I'll be alone forever, maybe I'll live with my parents
有时候我让自负情绪感染自己
That way I could eat the food and never feel embarrassed cause
有时候我疑惑为什么我的压力这么大
Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me
有时候我躺着也不能睡着
Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me
这就是我关于焦虑的介绍
Sometimes I lay awake and I can't go to sleep
有时候我需要有人来掌控我
This is my introduction to anxiety
有时候我让恶魔吞噬我
Sometimes I need someone to take control of me
有时候我觉得这和以前不一样
Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me
这就是我关于焦虑的介绍
Sometimes I think that **** ain't what it used to be
好了大家坐好 老师开始讲话了
This is my introduction to anxiety
我让女生都如同美莎巴顿一样飘飘欲仙
Okay class, settle down, this is your teacher talking
我唯一一次社交的场合是一个比萨派对
I got the girls in the OC flipping like Mischa Barton
平常我看到派对就快速走过不想面对
The only time I socialize is at a pizza party
万一我的朋友把我留在了一堆陌生人中间怎么办？
Usually I see a party, overthink and keep on walking
孤独的站着 也没有人和我玩派对游戏
Cause what if the friends I came with leave me with a bunch of strangers?
现在我有点名气 他们都想和我自拍
Standing all alone, I won't have no one to play drinking games with
或者让我喝威士忌来测我的男子气概
And now I'm semi-famous, all they want's a selfie with me
然后和他们比较 看看是否能成为闲聊的猛料
Or several shots of whiskey to test my masculinity
但我还是觉得这一切都荒谬至极
And see how we compare or have a story for their friends
我不需要关注 我需要网络的干涉
But I still feel like just some ****ing guy so none of it makes sense
就好像我被学校停学后回到家中
I don't need attention, I need an intervention
盯着我的手机 尝试捋清一切
From the internet like I got sent home from a school suspension
对着空气问：“这就是最好的结果吗？”
Staring at my ceiling and I'm trying to make sense of it
我对天发誓 我希望不是
Asking no one in particular, "Is this the best it gets?"
我也知道我不该再讲粗话
Swear to God, I hope it's not
以前的对什么都十分在意 但现在我一点都不在乎 因为
Also know I shouldn't swear
有时候我让自负情绪感染自己
Used to give a thousand ****s but nowadays I just don't care cause
有时候我疑惑为什么我的压力这么大
Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me
有时候我躺着也不能睡着
Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me
这就是我关于焦虑的介绍
Sometimes I lay awake and I can't go to sleep
有时候我需要有人来掌控我
This is my introduction to anxiety
有时候我让恶魔吞噬我
Sometimes I need someone to take control of me
有时候我觉得这和以前不一样
Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me
这就是我对于焦虑的介绍
Sometimes I think that **** ain't what it used to be
这就是我的自我介绍 oh
This is my introduction to anxiety
我们再来一次
This is my introduction, oh
这就是我的自我介绍
And we back
别打断我 我会告诉你
This is my introduction, oh
你知道这首歌吗？
Oh, I'll give it to you, no interruption
你大概知道的 你听过的 对吧？
You know, like the song?
You've probably, you've heard that one, right?