In Love with Yourself

He came over to my house
Didn't even knock, he just walked inside
And when I didn't want to talk
He said, "Oh God, what a lot of ********"
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?
And I said, You've got a lot of nerve
Coming here after all of the times
That you've tried to pull the wool
Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?
And he said, You've got a lot of nerve
Painting me like I'm the villain
What about all of those words, like "he's just a friend"?
Oh God, what a lot of ********
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?
And I said, You've got a lot of nerve
After all, it wasn't me who left
And now you're sleeping with that girl
That you used to say that you have always hated
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?
And we took off all of our clothes
Had a lot of *** and then fell asleep
And when I finally awoke
I held him close and I whispered in his ear
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?
And he said, I know, don't you think I know?