海贼王VS火影忍者

海贼王：
我是戴草帽的路飞 成为海贼王的男人
I’m Luffy with a straw-hat the Pirate King to be
同时我也是很多年轻人的青春
I represent the youth of the young
我的能力就好像孙悟空的金箍棒
My powers are like Monkey King’s magical stick
能够随意伸长给敌人当头一棒
It stretches at my will and kicks your ass
我二三四档能力超强 你根本没法比
My powers got different gears that are unparallelable
我最强大的敌人 也是只有我自己
My biggest enemy is no one but myself
你这个黄毛 赶紧回家别搞事
You kid stop messing around just go home
你哪里比得过我 只会搓搓丸子
All you can do is nothing but Rasengan
火影忍者：
你都还没当上海贼王你牛些什么
You’re not the Pirate King yet what are you bragging about
我早就成为火影实现我的选择
I’ve already achieved my goal as the Hokage
我螺旋丸够多花样不像你的单一
Unlike your move, I’ve got all kinds of Rasengan
变成仙人模式我就甩你好几千里
You can never catch up with me when I’m in Sennin mode
我还有各种忍术各种风火水土遁
I’ve got all kinds of Ninjutsu
你们果实这么难吃还能吃下真的超级笨
You’re so dumb to eat your yucky fruits
我听说你们不会游泳都是旱鸭子
I heard that none of you can swim
但是我们都会水上漂不好意思
That’s too bad coz we can all walk on water

Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
不管谁是loser
不管谁是loser
Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
都要返屋企睡觉
都要返屋企睡觉

海贼王：
我不会游水都不用你来说那么多
It’s none of your business that I can’t swim
一个ゴムゴムの就吓到你知错
My rubber punch would make you apologize
你旁边那位兄弟 绝招对我没什么用
The move of the bro next to you won’t work on me
我是橡胶绝缘体 你个傻仔别来送
I’m rubber insulation you dumbie better step back
火影忍者：
你同我过招那我先让你一只手
I’ll fight with only one hand just to be fair
我分身术就如同吹猴毛叫嘛捞
I have Shadow Clone like the Monkey King
一个らせんがん 打你防不胜防
My Rasengan makes you impossible to defend
我九尾的力量出来绝对称王
I’m the king with the nine tails

Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
不管谁是loser
不管谁是loser
Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
都要返屋企睡觉
都要返屋企睡觉

I rule the sea, with my straw-hat crew
我和我的草帽船员一起统治大海
King of the pirates man coming for you
海贼王向你出手
You won’t even see it coming
你毫无防备
Have a kingkong punch
吃我一记金刚拳
And when you’re on the ground crying
等你躺在地上哭的时候
You gonna know you’re done
你就知道你完了

You are finished! I represent the hidden leaf village
你完了 我代表着木叶村
Hokkage number one, with my badass fox spirit
我有着狐狸精神 是最强的火影
Here come the ninjas, ready for fun
忍者来了 你小心点吧
You’ll be in more than one piece after my Rasengan!
吃了我的螺旋丸之后你就会变成碎片

Two man fighting now
两个人在打架
不管谁是loser
No matter who loses
Two man fighting now
两个人在打架
都要返屋企睡觉
He’s gonna go home sleep

Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
不管谁是loser
不管谁是loser
Two man fighting now
Two man fighting now
都要返屋企睡觉
都要返屋企睡觉