Ugh, you're a monster
呕，你真是只怪兽
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
我能吞下一整瓶酒，感觉自己成了哥斯拉
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
你们最好像荷官敲桌子那样叩地逃散
My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
我整个团队在这派对上招摇大摆
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
站在丧尸和摔跤手"大脑"波比希南间，一场搏斗难免上演
Brain" Heenan which is probably the
这可能就是
Same reason I wrestle with mania
我要和躁狂症较劲的原因
Shady's in this b!tch, I'm posse'd up
暴躁模式开启，老子招齐人马摆好架势
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
惹到我头上来后果很严重
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
听我的歌想睡觉的人都等着失眠
ADHD, hydroxycut
像多动症 吃了减肥药睡不着
Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
把白兰地酒递过来
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
在戒酒会里用AK开火，像玩游戏一样疯狂
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
最好赶紧逃命，求救也没人鸟你
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A 这beat变态得像Ray J，口合口合口合
They cannot tame or placate the
轻轻松松敲上一笔，开口一笑外泄火力【Ray J卖录像带】
Monster
他们没法摆平我这头——
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
怪兽
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
你敢挡我的道，我就拿你来喂怪兽
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
白天我还是个正常人，每当月光亮得像结冰的湖面
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
我就变成毫无人性的怪兽
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
名副其实大片里的反派
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
像哥斯拉，吐词如喷火，巨兽
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
开火，哥斯拉，喷火，凶猛巨兽
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
It's impossible to list 'em all
I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the ball$ 爷是Slick Rick和Onyx的合成品，那些人只配跪舔
And in the midst of all this
我不知多少次胡作非为把他们吓尿
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
多到列清单都写不完
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
就在这个时候
Risperdal, voices whisper
我在精神病院拿水晶球占卜
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
想预测下明天我还能不能这么嚣张
This is just the song to go ballistic on
吃点安定药摆脱烦人的声音
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
握紧拳头背水一战，奋笔疾书
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
写这首歌就是跟你秀下火力
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
你掏出小手枪跟我这火箭筒对刚
Monster
我是尼斯湖水怪，传说中的生物
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
Quick to tell a b!tch screw off like a fifth of Vodka 当你把伏特加的瓶盖拧开【screw=拧开瓶盖/fvck off】
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
最好叫大家从我面前滚开，我会变成一只
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
怪兽
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
你敢挡我的道，我就拿你来喂怪兽
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
白天我还是个正常人，每当月光亮得像结冰的湖面
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
我就变成毫无人性的怪兽
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
名副其实大片里的反派
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
像哥斯拉，吐词如喷火，巨兽
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
开火，哥斯拉，喷火，凶猛巨兽
I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
The motherfvckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)
你要天不怕地不怕，请举手
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
我准备召集社会兄弟，到你家搞"旅行"
And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
我精神得像体检表上正常的"指"数，所以你只会得到
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
一根中"指"，给你抠菊检查前列腺
I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
How can I have all these fans and perspire? 粉丝多得招风我怎么还会出汗【fans=粉丝/风扇】
And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
唱到嘴要着火，语速快似流言蜚语
'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
老子从没打算退休，我还是你们膜拜的那个男人
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
妹子看到我都惊了，我只会变得更帅
b!tch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfvckin' stingy for Cher
不知不觉让她们晕倒床单，像派传单那样容易
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
天道好轮回，像电锯的刀片不停旋转
But I tell a b!tch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
因为我捞钱神速，快得好似被击飞的棒球
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Like Kid Ink, b!tch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 像Kid Ink唱的《票子来得太易》，他们都喊我“有钱老爹”
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
赚钱太过容易，钞票入袋仿佛小菜一碟送进嘴里
So they wanna give me the chair
老子是花花公子，一毛都不会分给女人
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
没可能会理你，更懒得假装关心你
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfvckin' dictionary
要是她肯在我下面埋头苦干我就娶她
Got 'em swearing up and down they can spit, this d!ck's hilarious
老子是实实在在的连环杀手qj犯
It's time to put these b!tches in the obituary column
因为我写的歌词让他们都坐不住
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
他们搬来椅子要我老实一点
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
让我扮瘫痪病人，这种强迫行为恐怖像切腹自尽
Evil, that means take a back seat
这些张三李四饱览网络词典累积词量还不及我半点
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
逼得他们打起嘴炮，当自己是说唱家，把爷给整笑了
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
是时候让这些傻缺上一上讣告栏
Is my gangster, b!tch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem 反正我们没机会见到对方，毕竟我是明星【staring/star-ing】
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
操控你的命脉像把住方向盘
Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
以词为枪，笔墨备上，火力十足
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
Evil half of the Bad Meets 老子是BME里的Evil（魔鬼）【Bad Meets Evil里Em为Evil】
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
意味着我就算当个配角
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
不费吹灰之力都能搞出猛料
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fvckin' bodies in the lake
单单看下我的词稿，弄得他们两眼发光
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
这是老子的地盘，只有老子说了算
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
我钞票堆积如山，你却穷到没得吃土
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
注入毒液，消灭他们简单像除污
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
换句话说，我分分钟把他们当果汁猛榨
I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
老子没想出手，但是怒气一满直接开刀
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
又一次大杀特杀，无人能躲
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
将他们统统干掉，把尸体丢进湖里
And be on the receiving end of me, what stupidity it'd be
销毁证据，让他们从世界上消失踪影
Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter
惹我的人总要感受到被笔头支配的恐惧
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfvcker, you better duck
没人会想来送死，但是有杀错没放过
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
因为我已经开始精神失常
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
杀人还是被宰，反正我是食物链最高的存在
I'm 'bout to fvckin' finish you b!tch, I'm unfadable
你把我心里凶残的一面逼出体外
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
没有人会想跟我内心的恶魔作对
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
也不会傻到跑来当我的炮灰
I'm not afraid to pull the—
我从头到脚都是说唱歌手的标杆
Man, stop
在老子出现时，你最好闪一边去
Godzilla (Beatbox Cover)（翻自 Eminem）