The Exhausted Spouse
I gotta do the laundry, pick up the kid
我得洗熨衣服，接送小孩
Clean up the mess on the top of what I did
我还得打扫卫生等等
While I dream about the things I never did
然而我还在这白日做梦
And it won't be long till I do it all again
过不了多久，我又会重新忙个遍
I gotta mow the lawn and pay out the bills
我得割剪草坪，缴费养家
Fix the door and heat up the grill
修理家门，加热烤架
I feel that I might be over the hill
我感觉我劳累到身体欠佳
And I wonder if I ever get to chill
好奇我究竟能不能休息一下啊
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家门后，为我欢呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一个人，没有我老伴儿
With on kids, or chores to do
也没有小孩和家务活儿
Leave me alone
就让我静会儿
Or I just might kill you
否则我可能只能干掉你
I gotta change the diapers, contact friends
我要换小孩尿布，与朋友交际
Bake the darkened breads, feed again
不小心烤焦了面包，还要把它吃掉
The madness seems like it will never end
这烦躁的生活似乎永远不会结束
And I call you three times, tell me where have you been？
还有你，我喊了你三遍了，最好告诉我你去哪了？
My honey do list. This‘s half my all own
我老婆做的家务活列出来，只有我做的一半
I did all the tests, but I guess I didn't wrong
家里的东西，我明明都检查了个遍，觉得都没问题了
Then I'll rest just call the more bad news
可一会等我要休息的时候，却又出一大堆毛病
So long to that Caribbean cruise
真的好想去航游加勒比海啊
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家门后，为我欢呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一个人，没有我老伴儿
With on kids, or chores to do
也没有小孩和家务活儿
Leave me alone
就让我静会儿
With no one touching me
没人来打扰我
I could live it up after I pee
我可以撒泡尿后尽情狂欢
I could finally get some sleep
我终于能睡上一觉
And if I snore, my wife can ask me to leave
如果我打鼾了，我老婆叫我走就是了
I could burgle a glass of wine
我能偷偷喝一瓶酒
For once, I could just waste some time
这一次，我能虚度一下光阴
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家门后，为我欢呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一个人，没有我老伴儿
With on kids, or chores to do
也没有小孩和家务活儿
Leave me alone
就让我静会儿
Or I just might kill you
否则我可能只能干掉你
Baby, I know I love you
宝贝，我知道我很爱你
But look out, I just might kill you u u~
但要小心，我可能要干掉你~
(Ha ha ha)
（哈哈哈）
(Honey, could you give me a back rub?)
（宝贝，你能帮我按摩下后背吗？）