Tijuana Makes Me Happy

Some people call it the happiest place on earth
others say it's a dangerous place
it has been the city of sin
but you know I don't care...
I don't care.
What I care about is to see you again
and to dance that song
from the record that we love so much.
Tijuana makes me happy...
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
If he is a pig
Tijuana makes me happy
If you are very big
Tijuana makes me happy
The hungry man jumps
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
In this city the fat boys rules
And in other world...
Tijuana makes me happy
If the eye is brown
The cat become crazy again
But you can't understand why...
Only your left leg
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
Are you a big fish?
Makes me happy...
Makes me happy...
You are a big bear now...
They must kill the bear
Tijuana makes me happy
Tijuana makes me happy
Because the bear are you
Because they must kill you
Tijuana makes me happy
Why? Who? Why? Who?
Goodbye people!