Debate Highlights Songified
Obama....
主持人：奧巴馬...
Romney...
羅姆尼....
Ready,set go!
準備，開始！
As president I will sit down day one
羅姆尼：當總統第一天我會坐下來
Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours
跟領導們談幾個小時
Talk about the issues, talk about challenges
談談問題，談談挑戰
Part of being a leader is not just saying:
奧巴馬：當領導人不只是說說
'I will sit down.'
我會坐下來談談
But you have to have a plan
但是你不得不去計劃
Of what it is that you intend to do
你打算做啥
You have to have a plan
你得有個計劃
Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon?
主持人：好，下個話題是——經濟會很快復甦嗎？
Uhh..
奧巴馬：啊……（卡殼）
Uhh..X2
羅姆尼：啊……（卡殼X2）
Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune
主持人：我是不是只能買微軟ZUNE了
Uhh..
奧巴馬：啊……（卡殼）
Uhh..X2
羅姆尼：啊……（卡殼X2）
The reason we've been in such a crisis（such a crisis..such a crisis..）
奧巴馬：我們一直處於危機的原因
Reckless behaviour
魯莽的行動
Banks making money hand over fist
銀行賺了錢卻收緊了拳頭
You couldn't have people opening up banks
羅姆尼：你不能讓人民自己開銀行
In their garage and making loans
在自家車庫裡放貸
You have to have regulation
你得制定個規則
It appears we got some agreement
奧巴馬：看來我們終於達成了一些共識
Oh,****!
主持人：什麼玩意兒！
I love Big Bird,I like PBS,I like you too
羅姆尼：我愛大鳥，我愛PBS，我也愛你(注:PBS為美國公共廣播公司)
But I'm gonna stop the subsidy to PBS
但是我要停止補貼PBS
I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget
奧巴馬：我削減萬億的預算
Are you gonna tax rich people
主持人：你是準備向富人徵稅
A percentage that's equal
平等看待
Or will you give them piles of cash
還是要給他們一堆鈔票
So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass?
好讓他們用這些鈔票擦屁股
Under Romney's definition
奧巴馬：在羅姆尼的定義下
Donald Trump is a small business
川普只是小生意
That kind of approach
那種方法
I believe will not grow our economy
我相信不會對增長經濟有好處
It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing
羅姆尼：你繳稅不僅僅是為了川普
It's all those small businesses
還有一些小微企業
You raise taxes,And you kill jobs
你提高稅收會製造失業
I lowered taxes eighteen times
奧巴馬：我降稅降了18次了
Time for some closing statements
主持人：結尾陳詞時間已到
If you got something to say you better say it
想說啥趕快說出來
Bring down rates
羅姆尼：降低稅率
Broaden the base
擴大基礎
Simplify the code
簡化規定
Incentives for growth
促進增長
Are we gonna double down on the top down
奧巴馬：我將加大富人的減稅力度
America does best when middle class does best
中產階級過得好，美國就過得好
Bring down rates
羅姆尼：降低稅率
Broaden the base
擴大基礎
Are we gonna double down on the top down?
奧巴馬：我們該加大富人的減稅力度嗎
Simplify the code
羅姆尼：簡化規定
Incentives for growth
促進增長
Are gonna top down on the double double down on
奧巴馬：我們將為富人減稅加大加大
The base
羅姆尼：基礎