Pinkie's Brew

I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine
But I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingrediants to make a time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic!
Eye of the newt and cinnamon!
Watch as the matter turns to batter!
Open the portal, jump in!

Crude stew
Do you fear it, AppleBloom?
Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served upon a silver spoon
Toss a fig
And save the date
Bread and butter
Chant and mutter
Marination, incantation
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing
Yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal
Just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks
By baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I 'm gonna go home
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of the newt and cinnamon!
Watch as the matter turns to batter!
Open the portal, jump in!
Open the portal, jump in!