99 Problems
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my caskets closed
Rap critics that say hes 'Money Cash Hoes'
Im from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
Youd celebrate the minute you was having doe
Im like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you dont like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I dont play they show
They dont play my hits well I dont give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I dont know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
Im from rags to ritches nigga I aint dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
The year is 94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I aint trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard 'Son do you know why Im stopping you for?'
Cause Im young and Im black and my hats real low
DoI look like a mind reader sir, I dont know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
'Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four'
'License and registration and step out of the car'
'Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are'
I aint stepping out of shit all my papers legit
'Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?'
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon need a warrent for that
'Arent you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?'
'Or somebody important or something?'
Nah I aint pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you wont illegally search my shit
'Well see how smart you are when the K-9s come'
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing thats gonna happen is imma get to clapping
He and his boys gon be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzis with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause Im African
All because this fool was horrasin them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But aint nothing sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch aint one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Youre crazy for this one Rick
Its your boy