Freak

Its a hundred pounds an hour
Or two hundred for the day
Ill take cash or credit card
I dont mind how you pay
Its a funny kind of business
When youre in demand
A social mantelpiece-man
Would never understand
Started back in oh-six
When I was down and out
Not a conjure up together
Left in no doubt
I looked at the computer
And I had to make the choice
One was cleaning toilets
And the other needed boys
Now Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much
Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away
Heres another pensioner
Whos hornier than most
Got a little cottage
Just on the coast
But weve gotta be so quick
Before her husband gets home
He might be old and grey
But hes as hard as a stone
The act of love was simple
But the end felt like death
Then she started talkin
I could smell her breath
Oh my stomach went all queasy
And I started to balk
I took my ready payments
And I walked out the door
Cus Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much
Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away
All my friends laugh
And they talk behind my back
Im thinking
Im on top
But inside my soul just rots
Ill pack it in some day
Save some money and move away
Cus life as a gigolo
Its all gonna have to go
Im gonna have to go
Spinning down my spine
It gives me the creeps
Pay me now, not later
Cus Ive gotta leave
Got a forty year old woman
Whos six foot four
All the kids go crazy
When they see me at the door
It all gets sorted out
And gives them a clout
Strips off in the bedroom
Shows me what its about
I try and try all day
Tryin all day long
I try and try again
Until the moneys all gone
Cus Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much
Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away