family feud
Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink
Aunt Tammys in there claiming all the diamond rings
Uncle Bobbys holding up the TV set
The only thing theyre grieving over
Is what they aint gonna get
Shes only been in the ground a day or two
Im glad mama aint around to watch this family feud
Great granddaddys shotgun started it all
She wasnt even cold
Before they ripped it off the wall
Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts
Nobody even waited for the reading of the will
If daddy was here hed beat us black and blue
Im glad mama aint around to watch this family feud
Im watching it all go down in shame
Wish the whole house would go up in flames
Who gives a damn about a cedar chest
When we just laid her soul to rest
Shes only been in the ground a day or two
Im glad mama aint around to watch this family feud
Shes probably rolling over in her grave
Cause the good Lord giveth and the family taketh away