Devil's Hootenanny

I was walking through the snow
When I saw a distant glow
Of a farmhouse nestled down beneath the trees
With a guitar on my back
I thought it sure cant hurt to ask
If I could stay the night
And sing a pretty song for free
I walked up to the house
And then I knocked hard on the door
That old dark piece of wood
She fell right in there on the floor
And as she did a fire burst out on all sides
I wondered what the hell was going on inside
Then the music that
I heard It was bizarre, it was absurd
Like no banjo fiddle bass
Id ever seen
I stepped into a room of flames
Shook my head and looked again
It was the kind of company to make you scream
It was a devils hootenanny
An old-time fire band
A drunken whiskey choir singing
Round me you understand
And then they said, 'Weve been searching near and far For a thing like you to sing and play guitar'
Well I opened up my case
And all the blood rushed to my face
I sang a fragile note, picked a minor tune
Well those devils yelled and clapped
And all their asses they did slap
Before too long we were arm and arm beneath the moon
Cuz that old house burnt on down
There were cinders on the ground
I snuggled up inside, closed my eyes
I was sleeping sound
And I dreamt of summer nights down by the sea
With a devils banjo playing on my knee