The Lazy Song
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
哥今兒真懶得動彈
I just want to lay in my bed
哥今兒只想倒炕上歇著
don't feel like picking up my phone
甭打電話
so leave a message at the tone
留個言就得了
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
嗯吶，哥說好了今兒歇著
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
哥把腿一翹就盯著電扇愣神兒
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
開開電視，手伸褲襠裡（......）
nobody will tell me I can't
誰tm也說不行
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
倒沙發上，老舒坦了（這句沒太懂）
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
看mtv台，學學怎麼得瑟才帥
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因為哥的地盤哥是大爺
oooh yes I said it
歐歐歐，哥就這麼說了
I said it
就這麼說了
I said it cause I can
能這麼幹才敢放這話
today I don't feel like doing anything
哥今兒還真就懶得動彈
I just want to lay in my bed
認死了只想倒炕上歇著
don't feel like picking up my phone
千萬別來電話
so leave a message at the tone
留個言就齊活了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因為哥都把話放出去了--今兒歇著
nothing at all
啥玩兒都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥也不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明兒哥一起床就做點第五套人民廣播體操，在找個浪妞兒
have some really nice ***
做點賊帶勁的愛
and she's gonna scream out this is great
她會大聲讚揚哥的強大
(oh this is great)
浪妞：丫太牛逼了！
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
哥沒準兒一晃神去整個大學文憑啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
俺爹肯定得樂掉倆大牙
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但爹啊，可能這倆牙還得再用兩年...
呵呵
ooooh yes I said it
歐歐歐~哥就這麼說了
I said it
就說了
I said it cause I can
沒把握的話哥不說
today I don't feel like doing anything
今兒哥真一點不想動
I just want to lay in my bed
就想躺哥內暖暖活活舒舒服服的床上歇著
don't feel like picking up the phone
積德就別來電話
so leave a message at the tone
留個言就夠了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
哥都向燈發誓沒活動了
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
毛兒也不捯飭
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
因為不出門...
no no no no no noooo
不不不不不不，不出，就宅家裡
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
哥決定光著腚在家瞎得瑟
and let everything hang loose
把所有玩意兒都放鬆放鬆
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
歐~哥今兒啥也不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
就想倒床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
不想接電話
so leave a message at the tone
所以，留言
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
大老爺們說了就是！
nothing at all
啥玩兒都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all
嗯吶咋地