Bush Song
Hello Americans
My name is George Bush, and Im goin to do a rap for yall
Check it out
Bitch Im from Texas
Were homophobic and sexist
And if these Mexicans keep comin in Im a dismember em
You dont see me in El Paso, selling their tacos
Shit in my el bano, Ill cut off your asshole
God damnit, dont even talk about the faggots
If I ever seen one singin the national anthem Im a strangle em
Hell nah they cant get married, but they can fight in the military
Hopefully theyll end up buried in a cemetery
I dont even consider em people
Go ahead put em in the front lines
Next to them negroes
But Im not racist
Colin Powells like my brother, aright I admit it I hate Im
Wheres Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq
Findin some oil to tap, tell em I got up on that
And yall still think it was Bin Laden
When it was us and the Masons, plottin on oil profits
Im evil
But yall didnt know though
Now yall stuck with a president that yall didnt vote fo
Unemployment is up, the economys in a ditch
Our countrys at war, but I dont give a shit Im rich
Im evil
But yall didnt know though
Now yall stuck with a president that yall didnt vote fo
Unemployment is up, the economys in a ditch
Our countrys at war, but I dont give a shit Im rich
My brother said some racist shita coupla years back
Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap
And I knew Id have little hope, cause all the sudden
The blacks got together and started to register to vote
But thank God for computers and them helping
Cause we got the last names of every single felon
We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same
Whoever came up couldnt vote on th election day
Way to go Jeb, really great strategy
We got rid of the majority of black families
And Im not even talkin about Dade County
The expired military ballots are bogus counted
Id like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy
My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy
He told the entire world that I won
Before the votes were bein done counted
And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end
Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dads friends
So thank you very much, and please remember
If you dont vote, Ill see you back in November
Im evil
But yall didnt know though
Now yall stuck with a president that yall didnt vote fo
Unemployment is up, the economys in a ditch
Our countrys at war, but I dont give a shit Im rich
Im evil
But yall didnt know though
Now yall stuck with a president that yall didnt vote fo
Unemployment is up, the economys in a ditch
Our countrys at war, but I dont give a shit Im rich
Im rich, George muthafuckin Bush, what? what!?
O- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- Im not doin nuttin
No its country, do-dont Da-Daddy, Daddy, ok (smack smack smack)
Aah Daddy