潘師父

有一隻蝴蝶飛到師父的嘴巴
於是他就開始不停不停咳嗽咳嗽
鎚背就要像打鼓一樣咚咚巄咚
天選之子遇到壞人圍歐
竟然出現比基尼少女
小舌會眨眼睛還會發出咖擦一聲

tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
call me betty
call me betty
Master Master Pan

Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man

玲玲是個豪放女沒事就愛脫衣服
玲玲是個豪放女沒事就愛脫衣服
玲玲是個豪放女沒事就愛脫衣服
再突然穿起來

跟潘師父對打時要注意大屁股之歌
邪惡幫會其實就是外星人他們都是法國人
土撥鼠借來當做雙截棍記得要咬緊

tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
call me betty
call me betty
Master Master Pan

Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man
And he has a matrix pet