If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
如果你競選政員,我會為你四處遊說
Make all your dreams simply reality
使你所有願望成真
Not just another shady ******* fallacy
這可不是見不得人的東西
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
如果你想要權利,我會為你不停追尋
Make all your dreams baby, simply reality
使你能夠心想事成
You know I've never been political
儘管我對政治一無所知
Just too *******ytical
但我可以為你變得善於分析
All those talking puppets have reached their social summits
那些能說會道的木偶娃娃,他們的世界已到達頂端
When I am just a spec, about to kick the bucket
我本來是法則....本來.....
You make me such a wreck
你讓我支離破碎
See you're my favorite subject
看,我癡迷於對你的服從
But here's the funny thing about me
但是有件關於我的趣事.....
If you run your campaign, just wait and see
如果你贏得戰爭,只需拭目以待
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
你要執掌一切,我為你謀奪
Make all your dreams baby the reality
完成你的要求
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
你要至高無上,我俯首墊底
Make all your dreams
為你的夢
You must confess, I got all of the traits
坦白吧,我都知道了
To make you obsess, and let you win this race
勾引你,讓你贏
If I know that you're with me, I can pull a Lewinsky
若可得到你,何妨為妖姬
I can be your vice tonight
今晚我是你的污點
Ain't so scandals in moonlight
月光之下真是羞恥
You can be my president
你是我的總統大人
Who said you must be celibate?
誰說你必須禁慾?
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
如果你要指染江山,我為你謀逆
Make all your dreams simply reality
只要你如意
Not just another shady ******* fallacy
只可不是說來玩玩
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
你要的,我給你
Make all your dreams baby, simply reality
讓你的夢,自此都透明