Dressed To Be Killed
His garbagecan beret
Was tilted at an angle
What looked like a smile
Turned out to be a mango
Hes got raw meat
Dangling from his glasses
Tonight is the night
Hes going to kick their asses
Hes broke, hes ugly, and unskilled
And hes dressed to be killed
(Gratuitous rap)
Hes broke, hes ugly, and unskilled
And hes dressed to be killed
His luck is gonna change
He found a one-leaf clover
His fortune cookie said
'Whats the point, your life is over'
He must be nuts
Theres a bullseye on his back
Hes standing at ground zero
Of a nuclear attack
Hes broke, hes ugly, and unskilled
And hes dressed to be killed