citizen C.i.A.

...Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence...
College graduates, apply today...
Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes
In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams
Youll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God
Were an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad
Citizen C.I.A.
Citizen C.I.A.
Now Ive trained an army for my kids to fight one day
Well teach them all our secrets and then well walk away
Were knee-deep in guerrillas, yeah the party never stops
United States of America undercover cop
Citizen C.I.A.
Citizen C.I.A.
Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K