First night that I went home
Drunk as I could be
Theres another mule in the stable
Where my mule ought to be
Come here honey E
Xplain yourself to me
How come another mule in the stable
Where my mule ought to be
Oh crazy oh silly
Cant you plainly see
Thats nothing but a milkcow
Where your mule ought to be
Ive traveled this world over
Million times or more
Saddle on a milkcows back
Ive never seen before
Second night when I got home
As drunk as I could be
Theres another coat on the coat rack
Where my coat ought to be
Come here honey
Explain this thing to me
How come another coat on the coat rack
Where my coat ought to be
Oh crazy oh silly
Cant you plainly see
Nothing but a bed quilt
Where your coat ought to be
Ive traveled this world over
Million times or more
Pockets in a bed quilt
Ive never seen before
The third night when I went home
Drunk as I could be
Theres another head on the pillow
Where my head ought to be
Come here honey come here
Explain this thing to me
How come another head on the pillow
Where my head ought to be
Oh crazy oh silly
Cant you plainly see
Thats nothing but a cabbage head
That your grandma sent to me
Ive traveled this world over
Million times or more
Hair on a cabbage head
Ive never seen before