You'll Find Someone To Fart With

All panic no disco
沒有迪斯科舞廳，人們陷入恐慌中
Like a bird on a hippo
就像鳥兒在河馬身上舉步不定
No one ever saw you
無人曾見過你
And that's why you flew away
那就是你獨自飛向遠方的理由
Smiled at all the strangers
向身邊的陌生人報以微笑
A bunch of ' see you laterz'
你不斷重複著“一會兒見吧”
How's your summer?
你夏天過得怎麼樣呀
How's your mama?
你媽媽依然過得好嗎
Look at my new pen
不如看看我的新鋼筆
Moves too smooth
開始書寫流暢
Then moves too bumpy
然後遭遇顛簸
Wishing it was soft
希望它是柔軟舒適的
But it feels too lumpy
但事實感覺粗糙不平
Singing it all out
唱出心中的一切吧
At the karaoke
在卡拉OK的房間內
Wishing you were Whitney
希望你有惠姨高亢美妙的嗓音（惠特尼休斯頓，美國女歌手）
But feeling croaky
但事實上你聲音低沉沙啞
You prepare for the party
你為到來的聚會準備著
Combing your parting
與家人依依不捨地道別
And then you go and realise
然後你走出家門意識到
Your hair looked better in the rain
雨中你的發線更加迷人
Two hundred perfumes
兩百種花樣香水
And the colourful costumes
五顏六色的服裝
It's all too much for you
於你而言，從中做個抉擇困難無比
But it's too soon to leave the room
但逃離這間房又似乎為時過早
You'll find someone to fart with
你將找到能一起吐槽當下的朋友
Somebody to fart with
一起吐槽當下
You'll find someone to fart with
你講尋到能一起逗樂作伴的朋友
Find Find Find Find
一起逗樂作伴
Find a really cool habitat
尋找一個真正適宜的棲息之地吧
And the truth about fancy hats
還要去尋得關於花哨帽子的真相
No one saw the difference
無人能分辨其中差異
Grab the biscuit and cry
不如抓起餅乾，大哭一場
Jenny at the supermarket hates you
超市那位珍妮姑娘討厭著你
But it's good
但似乎沒什麼大不了
It's not your fault the fruit
你毫無差錯，是那些水果上
Stickers don't stick as they should
標籤被打亂，沒有貼到該去的地方
Not feeling likely
你可能對這一切無動於衷
Feeling quite unsightly
但同時感覺相當難看不堪
Put on your best shirt
不如穿上你最愛的T恤衫
For the old man on bus
給車上那些老人們展示吧
Stars are dead but we're alive
群星失去了光亮，但我們仍活著且發光
In the middle of night
不如在深深的午夜裡
Come with up with a song
想出一首大自然的歌吧
And sing it to a frog
給青蛙吟唱
And you'll find someone to fart with
你將找到能一起吐槽當下的朋友
Somebody to fart with
一起吐槽當下
And you'll find someone to fart with
你講尋到能一起逗樂作伴的朋友
Fart
逗樂作伴
Somebody to fart with
一起逗樂作伴
Somebody to fart with
一起逗樂作伴
Somebody to fart with
一起逗樂作伴
Fart
吐槽當下
Somebody to fart with
一起吐槽當下
Somebody to fart with
一起吐槽當下
Somebody to fart with
一起吐槽當下
You will find someone to fart with
你將找到志同道合的朋友
Somebody to fart with
與你作伴面對這無理的世界
You will find someone to fart with
你將找到能一起逗樂作伴的朋友