The Diary of Horace Wimp

Monday (Monday)
Late again today,
Hed be in trouble, though hed say he was sorry.
Hed have to hurry out - to the bus.
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Horace was so sad,
Hed never had a girl that he could care for.
And if he was late once more,
Hed be out - uh-oh.
Dont be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin a-fumblin,
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(You can do it.
Come on, Horace. )
Wednesday
Horace met the girl.
She was small and she was very pretty.
He thought he was in love,
he was afraid - uh oh.
Thursday
Asked her for a date,
The café down the street, tomorrow evening.
His head was reeling
When she said, 'Yes, ok.'
Dont be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin a-fumblin,
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(You can do it.
Come on, Horace. )
Friday
Horace, this is it!
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.
When she says 'Gladly,'
Horace cries - boo hoo.
Sunday
Everybodys at the church
When Horace rushes in
And says, 'Now here comes my wife,
For the rest of my life,'
And she did.
Dont be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin a-fumblin,
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
Go out and find yourself a life
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(Horace Wimp.)
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday ,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday , Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday
(Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)...