True Fuschnick

Im a True, what? I am a True Fushnick (Repeat 3X)
So sit, Buddah, sit what lyrical styles should we kick?
Im a rowdy roddidy piper I flash my dread sherlock Holmes
The thicker the richer the bigger the dread
So I dont need no honeycomb
So eeney, meeney, miney, mo good goobelly goo I bumped my toe
Uh-oh, 'Uh-oh better get Maaco' chocolate Chips about to flow
The super the cola the fraja the listic *********** Chip
When the mic is gripped in ridobidobip bip da be bong de dang(bo!)
Cause worries and botherations when I wraps it up again and again
But not with the same few styles, Im wicked and wild and versatile
When the mic is gripped by Chip you better believe its worth your while
Pause for the cause stop make way hurry up
Here I come come come
My lyrical styles are not to ifos nos
In other words, theyre not soft son rocks
it rigade raggamuffin (say it backwards)
Aggarniffum so abra Fu alacazam run come follow me man
Put it by one phenomenon huminahumina Im not done
Me-oh-me oh my, hello hello hi
Im not Huckleberry Finn Im still speaking, shoo , fly, dont bother I
So Fe hello hifi Fu fo, make shapes of play-dough re mi
Near far then I will sip yo Lipton Tea bo Tae Kwon Do
Lyrics are bubbling, bubbling, bubbling , bubbling, bubbling
Bubbling,*bubbling,*bubbling,*bubbling,*bubbling,*bubbling,*bubbling
Bubbling til theyre boiled
So dont drink the milk (Why?)
Cause its rotten in other words its spoiled
So dont say drats, drats double or triple, quadruple (drats)
Me big and me black and me hot up de spot G jumping Jehosphats
Some MCs rhymes aint jack or Jill
And at my styles they peak -a-boo o what I
Doo wa diddy, diddy dum, diddy Fu
So peace to this Fu, peace to that Fu
And a true Fu, Poc Fu, is what I dub you
Im a True, what? I am a True Fushnick (Repeat 3X)
So sit, Buddah, sit what lyrical styles should we kick?
Rock n roll, rockn roll!
Whats up with hip- hop, reggae, lets kick some soul
Ill be a braveman like Captain Caveman
Unga bunga, yapple-daple
Oh, snap! Holy batfu, its an apple
The capital P.O.C. is on a fliptop so hip, hip (hooray!)
Move out my way, check out what I cockadoodle doo
See its true I needed psychiatric help
When I was small I had 'Poc-Fu' on my nameplate belt
Then at last suffering succotash I waste no more time
Used my noodle yankee doodle came up with a rhyme
That was wild, bugged, delirious, looney
Damn! its hittin hard, thats word to Gerry Cooney
Knocking heads off shoulders rippin em clean
You can even ask Idi (WHY?) He know what I mean, cuz Im a
Im a True, what? I am a True Fushnick (Repeat 3X )
So sit, Buddah sit what lyrical styles should we kick?
Mocs on wax grip, this aint no demo
Dont even try to flex or uck-fay with my mental
Contender, Apollo, time for training, jack
Agenda. The M.O. also the Asian Mack
In fact I will attract, shock shxt, a True Fuschnick
Classified as I crop to the crip
Not a gimmick to the limit, upset, confused, you gotta vomit
From the excess food called waste
But a taste of oriental True Fu
No haste as I pace, Gogoo gogoo, nanoo-nanoo
Styles thatll have you becomin a Fuschnick too
Psyche! Wait a minute, you thought that I was finished
Beginnin in a hum endin in a beat drum, beat?
You like it, its comin from the Tribe, side by side
Third stage is the Moc
Unifying lyrics until my tongue drops
Considered as an mc klepto
Techniques could be beat, you think so? (Hell, no!)
Romp and rage upon the scene like a lyrical Ninja master
Crazy zany voiced out styles
That had ya in a dimension as I mentioned
A True Fu steppin, all attention to the Micken
Styles that I am kickinwhippin flexin, never (flippin)
Asian that is hittin hard until
My cup runneth over, like a boulder never told ya
The M.O. was in control of
Oriental styles to compile or get with
Fiend as I hold the mic with a tight grip
Slipped! Ha, ha, ha!
Thats what you get when you mess around with a True Fuschnick
Im a True, what? I am a True Fuschnick (Repeat 3X)
So sit, Buddah, sit what lyrical styles should we kick?
Im a True, what ? I am a True Fushnick (Repeat 3X)
So sit, Buddah, sit what lyrical styles should we kick?
Yo, you know what im saying?
Yo, 1, 2, 1, 2, you know what im saying?
The Fuschnick, nxggaz in da house..
Yall know what im saying man?..