Chinese Charleston

作詞：Harry Robinson

Brazilian Samba, Cuban Rumba,
Waltzes Vienese.
But You'd Poopoop.
If I'd Told You, That Charleston was Chinese.

Let Me Tell You All About The Chinese Charleston.
Just In Case There's Any Doubt The Chinese Charleston.
What Nobody Seems To Know Is That Many Years Ago,
Marco Polo, Saw The Step And Thought China Help.

When You Dance The Charleston,
Do The Charleston From China.
Don't You Do The Limitation Kind.
It's The Greatest Dance There's Been.
Even When Back The Emperor Chin,
Stopped Them Building The Wall To Do The Chinese Charleston.

Let Me Tell You All About The Chinese Charleston.
Just In Case There's Any Doubt The Chinese Charleston.
Chinese Girls In Cheongsam Tight, Couldn't Keep With All Their Might.
That's Why, Dress White.
There's A Slit From Knee To Hip.

When You Do The Charleston,
Do The Charleston From China.
Don't You Do The Limitation Kind.
You Don't Dance It To And Fro.
It's Done Sideways Don't You Know.
That's The Way You Dance To Do The Chinese Charleston.

Let Me Tell You All About The Chinese Charleston.
Just In Case There's Any Doubt The Chinese Charleston.
In The Books That I Have Read, All The Things Confucius Said.
I've Read, He Said.
Chinese Beat Makes Tired Feet.

When You Do The Charleston,
Do The Charleston From China.
Don 't You Do The Limitation Kind.
If You Try And Somehow Can't,
You Must Learn The Eastern Slant.
Then You'd Always Want To Do The Chinese Charleston.
Yes You 'd Always Want To DoThe Chinese Charleston.
Poopoop De Doo.