Without Me - A Cappella

Two trailer park girls go round the outside
兩個沒水準的白女人在我周圍繞來繞去
round the outside round the outside
繞來繞去，繞來繞去

兩個沒水準的白女人在我周圍繞來繞去
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
繞來繞去，繞來繞去
round the outside round the outside
猜誰回來了
Guess who's back
誰又回來了
Back again
Shady回來了
Shady's back
告訴你的朋友
Tell a friend
猜誰回來了，猜誰回來了
Guess who's back guess who's back
猜誰回來了，猜誰回來了
guess who's back guess who's back
猜誰回來了，猜誰回來了
guess who's back guess who's back
猜誰回來了
guess who's back
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我創造了一個痞子
I've created a monster
因為沒有人想再看到Marshall
cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
他們要Shady,我愛把人活生生剁碎
They want Shady I'm chopped liver
好吧如果你們想要Shady
Well if you want Shady
這就是我能給你們的
this is what I'll give ya
大麻加上烈酒
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
就像伏特加讓我的心臟碰碰跳
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
比我在手術前
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
在醫院被醫生用電擊還慘痛
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
我死命搖著床
When I'm rockin the table
當醫生為我做手術（hey!!）
while he's operatin （hey!!）
都等了那麼久，廢話少說
You waited this long now stop debating
現在我回來了，別忙著排卵
Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
副總統夫人，我知道你很忙
I know that you got a job Ms Cheney
但你老公的心臟越來越脆弱
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
新聞局不想讓我出風頭
So the FCC won't let me be
大家走著瞧
or let me be me so let me see
他們想要禁播我的MV
They try to shut me down on MTV
但少了我又很空虛
But it feels so empty without me
所以蹲下來，張大嘴
So come on and dip rum on your lips
來，賞你一嘴
Fuck that cum on your lips
賞你一胸
and some on your tits
然後準備好
And get ready
這麻煩越來越棘手了
cause this shit's about to get heavy
我所有的官司都搞定了
I just settled all my lawsuits
操你DEBBIE！
FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
現在這像是我的工作
Now this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
看起來這是我的工作了
I said this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
一些壞小孩很叛逆
Little Hellions kids feelin rebellious
父母還在聽貓王
Embarrassed their parents
他們也覺得超遜
still listen to Elvis
還會同情犯人很命苦
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
直到有人背負使命出現
'til someone comes along on a mission
並大喊賤人！ ！ ！
and yells BITCH!!!
我有遠見，但人很賤
A visionary vision of scary
會鬧革命
Could start a revolution
來污染廣播頻道
pollutin the airwaves
我很叛逆，這足以讓我狂歡再曬個太陽
A rebel so just let me revel and bask
事實上
in the fact that I got everyone
大家愛拍我馬屁
kissin my ass
這真是個災難
And it's a disaster such a castastrophe
看到你們這樣拍我馬屁
for you to see so damn much of my ass
你有問過我嗎?
you asked for me
好我回來了，na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Well I'm back na na na na na na na na na na
調好你的天線收聽
Fix your damn antenna tune it in
我就要開始了
and then I'm gonna
講話會帶刺
enter in in the front of your skin
刺得你哇哇叫
like a splinter
萬眾矚目，照過來
The center of attention back for the winter
我比摔角更有趣
I'm interesting the best thing since wrestling
我比腸病毒還毒，讓小孩耳朵大腦都發病
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
請注意
Testing attention please
痞子最敢秀，讓人有壓力
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
送你一句良心話
Here's my ten cents my two cents is free
我人賤人愛，你們最愛
A nuisance who sent You sent for me
現在這像是我的工作
Now this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
看起來這是我的工作了
I said this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
嘀嘀嗒嗒真煩，我要針鋒相對
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
教訓那些不知所謂的人
anybody who's talkin this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick
Chris Kirkpatrick
你要被海扁了
you can get your ass kicked
你比Limp Bizket還欠揍
worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
還有Moby？星際爭霸裡的Obie都想打你
And Moby You can get stomped by Obie
你這36歲的老兔兔，打我啊
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
你不認識我，老古板
You don't know me you're too old let go
現在沒人聽電子樂了
It's over nobody listen to techno
來吧，給我一個暗號
Now let's go just gimme the signal
我就會在那
I'll be there
髒話就會自動放炮
with a whole list full of new insults
整天人海茫茫，沒什麼大不了
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
反正歌手和王子
ever since Prince turned himself
都只剩一個符號
into a symbol
有時候很不爽
But sometimes the shit just seems
大家都要數落我
everybody only wants to discuss me
覺得我超噁心
So thismust mean I'm dis-gus-ting
我就是我，天生命賤
But it's just me I'm just obscene
雖然不是緋聞男
No I'm not the first king of controversy
但是貓王之後
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
白人靠我稱霸黑人界
to do black music so selfishly
而且還變得很有錢
and used it to get myself wealthy
（Hey!!）自從我發達後
（Hey!!） There's a concept that works
統計有兩千萬的白人想抄襲我
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
老兄，人海茫茫
But no matter how many fish in the sea
少了我就很空虛
It'll be so empty without me
現在這像是我的工作了
Now this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
看起來這是我的工作了
I said this looks like a job for me
請你跟我一起這樣做
So everybody just follow me
人生總要有爭議
Cause we need a little controversy
少了我就很空虛
Cause it feels so empty without me
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