Momma Wouldnt Lie to Me

The kids at school are laughing
Because I still believe
In just one night a fat man slides
Down everyones chimney
Well thats what momma told me
And mommas always tell the truth
She says do as you should
Be real good
And hell be good to you
Momma wouldnt lie to me
Momma wouldnt lie to me
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
Momma wouldnt lie to me
Dont ask my big sister
Cause she just turned thirteen
She said if you believe youre so naive
And I dont even know what that means
But dads a whole lot older
And a whole lot smarter too
He wears a reindeer top with googly eyes
How could it not be true
Daddy wouldnt lie to me
Daddy wouldnt lie to me
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
Daddy wouldnt lie to me
Hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho
Where you think all the milk and cookies go?
Click, click, click
Clack, clack, clack
Write the man a letter and hell write you back
Ding, ding, ding
Bling, bling, bling
Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring
Me oh me
My oh my
How you think reindeer fly?
Christmas eve I couldnt sleep
I thought I heard a noise
So I snuck downstairs and everywhere
Were all of my brand new toys
And then I saw my momma
With a cookie in her hand
Well if Santas real whats the deal
I dont understand
Momma dont you lie to me
Momma dont you lie to me
She said this year Santas going gluten free
Andmomma wouldnt lie to me
Hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho
Its time we leave a plate of vegetables
Click, click, click
Clack, clack, clack
Write the man a letter and hell write you back
Ding, ding, ding
Bling, bling, bling
Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
Momma wouldnt lie to me
Daddy wouldnt lie to me
Mom and daddy wouldnt lie to me
No, no they wouldnt lie to me