At Home At Work At Play

At home, at work, at play
I know youre unavailable from dusk to dawn
Or if you were available youd bring along
A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me
I aint a glutton for a lot of sweaty company
You gotta catch her while shes still at home
You gotta catch her while shes still at work
You gotta catch her while shes still at play
The only way is at home, work, or play
Time really flies when it aint that much time
You better shave half your face at a time
And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest
And be with her when shes not with the rest
Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though
I cant think of one
So you catch her while shes still at home
And you catch her while shes still at work
And you catch her while shes still at play
Dont let her calendar be any cause to pout
There is a bit of time when there are few about
Im gonna skirt the issue of her popularity
And just avail myself of all the time that she is free
You gotta catch her while shes still at home
You gotta catch her while shes still at work
You gotta catch her while shes still at play
Cause half the day shes at home, work or play
And time is fleeing the scene of the crime
The act of passing out wrinkles and lines
To every person regardless of race
To every person regardless of face
Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her though
I cant think of one
So at home she says you butler well
And at work she says youre typing well
And at play she says you caddie well
Stop, Theres gotta be a million girls like her though
I cant think of one
So you catch her while shes still at home
And you catch her while shes still at work
And you catch her while shes still at play
Im gonna love you under incandescent light
Im gonna love you under fluorescent light
The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all
Im very glad to know that your libido never palls
Stop, shes unique, especially at home
Where youre butler, maid, and often cook
And at work together juggling books
Or at play between the tennis sets
Or at play before shes placed her bet
Or at play while shes still slightly wet
Or at play while she is dripping wet