Old Pervert

Im an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

Im an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I wont do you no harm
I just wanna show you whats in my fridge

So come on little girl
Is your name Hester or maybe its Midge

Well they say that Im weird and
Disenfectant is the only thing I drink

They say that Im weird and
Disenfectant is the only thing I drink

Ah but cleanliness of the soul is more important
Dont you think

And I could show you one or two things
Right there in my sink
So come on baby

Im an old pervert and I just dont get around much anymore

Im an old pervert and I dont get around much anymore

Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door

But come on pretty baby and
I show you how I let you score
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah baby