Tips For Teens

I've got a snapshot of your
Aunt Maureen
She's 90 and you're a teen
I'm trying to cheer you up
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
Crach, bam, now you're looking good
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your
Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don 't you feel good [Chorus:]
Tips For Teens,
Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines
Tips For Teens,
Tips For Teens, the kind you don 't see on
T.V. screens
Tips For Teens,
Tips For Teens
Wake up to music
And say you're too sick to go to work
Soon, you will lose all your zits
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jetsetters will make their pitch
I told you so,
I told you so [Chorus]
Don't eat that ice cream
It is vanilla
Give it to me
Don't eat that pastry
What's in the middle
Give it to me
Don't eat that burger
Has it got mayonnaise
Give it to me
Keep that mystique up
And wear a 'D' cup
No matter what
Don't eat no curry
Before a very
Important date
Do I look so knowing and old and wise
Maby it's those
Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For Tips For
Teens, for
Tips For Teens
Crach, bam, now you're looking good
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your
Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don' t you feel good [Chorus]