Happily Ever After

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess
很久很久以前，一位王子問一個美麗的公主
'Will you marry me?'
“妳願意嫁給我麼”
The princess said no
公主說不
And the prince lived happily ever after
從此這位王子就過上了幸福的生活
And he rode motorcycles and ******* skinny
他一天到晚騎摩托車兜風，和身材纖細
Big-titted broads, and hunted and fished
妖嬈的有染，然後打獵釣魚
Whenever the ******* he wanted
隨心所欲
And went to naked bars
然後去酒吧
And dated women half his age
和年齡只有他一半的女人約會
And drank whiskey, beer
痛飲威士忌，啤酒
Captain Morgan
摩根船長朗姆酒
And snorted ******* off strippers' asses
從脫衣舞孃的那裡吸
And never heard *******ing
然後再沒聽到過喋喋不休的抱怨
And never paid child support or alimony
從來沒有擔心過撫養費或者贍養費
And ate *** ****es and ass-******* cheerleaders
床笫之歡上極力取悅女性，並且啦啦隊隊長
And kept his house and guns
管理自己的莊園和
And never got cheated on while he was at work
從來不會有工作時刻伴侶出軌這檔子事
And all his friends and family thought
然後所有他的好友和家人都覺得
He was ******* cool as hell
他酷得無以復加
And he had tons of money in the bank
然後他在銀行有成噸的存款
And he left the toilet seat up
並且家裡的馬桶蓋永遠是掀開的
The End
劇終