La-Di-Da-Di

Okay, party people in the house
Youre about to witness something youve never witnessed before
Yes, its the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh
And his partner, the grand wizard,the MC Ricky D ,D
And thats me in the place to be
And we gonna show you how we do it for 85, kickin live, alright
Because, um, Ive got a funny feeling,um
Youre all sick of all these crap rappers
Bitin their rhymes because um theyre backstabbers
But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here
There is no competition cause we are the best, yeah
But lets impress which we prove
And yall will realize that we are the move
So listen close so you all dont miss
As we go a little somethin like this
Hit it
Ah, yeah
You know what
La di da di
La di da di
La di
La di
You know what, yo peep this
La di da di, we likes to party
We dont cause trouble, we dont bother nobody
Were just some men thats on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right
For all of yall keepin yall in health
Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself
Cause its cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning
That we create, cause thats our mission
So listen to what we say
Because this type of ****, it happens everyday
I woke up around ten oclock in the mornin
I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin yawnin
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Had some soap onmy face and my hand up on a cup
I said, 'Um, mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all?'
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, 'You are, you conceited bastard'
Well, thats true, thats why we never have no beef
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used Oil Of Olay cause my skin gets pale
And then I got the files for my fingernails
Chewed through the night and on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath
Clean, dry was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnsons Baby Powder and the Polo cologne
Fresh dressed like a million bucks
Threw on the bally shoes and the fly green socks
Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my kangol
And then I dilly dallied, I ran though a alley
I bumped into my homegirl Sally from the valley
This is the girl plays hard to get so I said
'Whats wrong?', cause she looked upset, she said
Now what was I to do, shes cryin over me
And she was feelin blue
I said, 'Um, dont cry, dry your eye
Here comes your mother with those two little guys'
Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, 'Hi'
Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The ***** was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong, I said, 'What is goin on?'
I tried to break it up, I said, 'Stop it, leave her'
She said, 'If I cant have you, she cant either'
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but
She gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick
She said, 'Why dont you give me a play
So we can go cruisin in my OJ?'
And if you give me that okay
Ill give you all my love today
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, cant you see?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways, oh
MC Rick my love is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept on
The ***** been around before my mothers born
I said, 'Cheer up', I gave her a kiss
I said, 'You cant have me, Im too young for you, miss'
She says, 'No youre not' then she starts cryin
I says, 'Im nineteen', she said, 'Stop lyin'
I says, 'I am', go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled **** *, I cant be your lover
To the tick tock ya dont stop