The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
開著電視手插褲子裡
Nobody's gon tell me I can't
誰都沒權力管我
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
我就在窩在沙發上裹著懶人毯
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因為在我地盤我說了算
Yes I said it
我說了算
I said it
我說了算
I said it cause I can
因為我說的算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
明天起床練成肌肉男
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice ***
找個小妞做個小愛
And she's gonna scream out “this is great”
她會說“太棒了”
(Oh my god, this is great)
太棒了
I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
Yes I said it
我說了算
I said it
我說了算
I said it cause I can
因為我說的算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的頭髮
Cause I ain't going anywhere
反正我也不去哪裡
I 'll just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
And let everything hang loose
所有事都放鬆吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥事都不做