Go See the Doctor

Three days later, go see the doctor
I was walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady, so neat and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady, could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said, 'Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it'
They said, 'Did you get it?', I said, 'Yeah', they said, 'How was it?'
The poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said, 'Goodnight', three days later
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip, drip, dripping and puss, puss, *****ng
I went to the bathroom and said, 'Mama mia!'
Im a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminisce
Why is my thing, thing burning like this?
Well, I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldnt wait to rock her world
I said, 'Hey good looking, what you got cooking ?'
What have I done stuck my ***** in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave calls her Mrs. Microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long, you get burned
Butthe poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I went to the doctors office, I said, 'What have I got?'
He said, 'Turn around boy and take this shot'
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said, 'What?'
Aint nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
'Have it your way, if thats your choice
And Ill put it down if you want me to put it
But dont blame me if it turns into a foot'
'Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You wont be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate'
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said, 'Next time Ill use some protection'
If I see another girl and I get an ********
Im walking in the other direction
Cause I dont wanna do the sick, sick dance
So Im keeping my ***** inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up, Ill make her go, see the doctor