Way Too Real

Way too real,
Short Dog is just way too real
Its the T
Double, some call me $hort
Im in the house once again from the
East to the
NorthYou know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes
Living life way too fast
Start snitching and you might not last
It used to be about old pimps and macks
But now we got the young bucks trying to jack
Its a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
And when you are, you go straight to the pen
Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what
I meanMaking big money, living stoned to the bone
Oakland, California is where we roam
Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair
Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat
We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol whale
She told all her friends
I did her, too
She got dogged like
Scooby Doo
Cause in the land of macks we dont play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped
And you ask me just how
I feelShort
Dogs living way too real
Im living way too real, bitch
Short Dog in the house
Cant help but live real, you know what
I mean?Tell you some shit, though
Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talking about shit you never did before
You know my macking is cracking, all of the time24-7
Spitting playboy rhymes
I got a serious grind and it sure aint fake
You slang
D, well Im a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bending corners in the old school
I seen my homie
Father Dom and he said 'Whats up?'
Riding in a
Supersport drunk as fuck
And when you see us, the clique is called 'The Dangerous Crew'
We wouldnt change it for you, cause the game is true
Some say that the
Dog cant rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make Gs, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes
I used to fuck a bitch from
San JoseBaby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldnt settle for less
Had my name 'Short Dog' tattooed on her chest
After three months
I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack,
I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at
KaiserNever would
I let her put a baby on me
I aint the one,
Im Step Daddy
I had to let her know just how
I feelIm living way too real'Dont ever fuck with Too $hort''Dont ever fuck with Too $hort''Dont ever fuck with Too $hort''Dont ever fuck with Too $hort'
From city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like
Cali-Fornia, where the hustlers play
What you wouldnt expect happens everyday
Its the Wild
Wild West
Im speaking about
Where Clint
Eastwood would get socked in the mouth
Cause aint nobody tripping on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price
So many youngsters die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
And only God knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof and got shot
Its either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For living way too real
Well Im chilling and
Im willing like a villian
I be killing
Coke is it but tonight
I got the feeling
Cause its about time for a real mack to step up
Pimping aint a thing so
I swing on these heifers
Never ever feeling no remorse, of couse
If you try to play me out,
Im a punch you in your mouth
And Rin Tin
Ill watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder
My rhymes are fatter cause
I said soIm gonna recollect a neck , mic wreck check a hoe
Im making more dough than the average
Joe Schmoe
If shes fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go
Out the back door, dont want to see you no more
You aint
Deep Throat, so what you come here for?
Cause in the nine-tre aint no lagging or dragging
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing
Aint no doubt thats how
I feelFather
Dom and the
Playboy $hort, were living way too real