no show tonight

Therell be no show tonight and no, no
The music wont sound right
The audience is being impolite
And I cant act tonight, dont make me
And I cant act tonight
I guess I missed my cue
When he said we were through
He walked up the stage with some ingenue
And all I can act is blue,
I really mean it
No, no stand in will do
Take back your
OscarYour horseshoe made of flowers
Youll find me down at the local pool hall
Tying up the phone for hours
Who could have guessed how
Hed rewrite the script for me
I might be
Sarah Heartburn
But I cant cover up this jealousy
And I cant cover up this jealousy
Let me fly again soon
And give back my toy balloon
Hes got me grounded in my dressing room
Well that mans got me grounded in my dressing room
Therell be no show tonight, no, no
The music wont sound right
The audience is being impolite
And I cant act tonight, dont make me yeah
I cant act tonight, and
I cant act
I cant be
Sarah Heartburn
I cant be
Sarah Heartburn
No, no, no, oh