作詞：顧翾，沈杲
作曲：顧翾，沈杲
編曲：王灝，武劍
演唱：顧翾
旁白：米笑爾，顧翾
電吉他：顧翾
古典吉他：王灝，武劍
貝斯：王蒙俊
鍵盤：武劍
鼓：劉傑
縮混：田青
錄音：田青
音頻製作：弦外知音琴行
Verse 1
oh girl there's something about you
that makes me 六神無主
everytime you're calling me dude
it's like an ancient déjà vu
Pre-Chorus 1
baby I'm your knight
as the scroll describes
save you from the pirates undo the curse of M.I.
the voodoo lady's advice seems so right
but too right
is it another lie
in disguise
Chorus 1
sail before the nightfall
guided by the lighthouse
the fate of mine is left in such a mystery
they say once you go M.I. no one's ever come back
Verse 2
gotta find out where you are kept
solve the puzzle decode the trap
locked behind bars still there you are
feed the puppy with all I got
never stops till he throws up
that good boy will spit the key
Pre-chorus 2
hop on board with me
baby now it's time to leave
all we need is speed better start the engine ASAP
the canon almost crashed our boat
it was so close
I heard the pirate shout
“You're so dead!”
Chorus 2
every pirate drinks rum
I'll beat them with a banjo with mighty sound
I will defy even the mightiest insult
like I never choke in a Hip-Hop battle Yo
Verse 3
don't wanna twist and shout
I don't wanna get a lot of sound
somebody's calling me dude
gotta think about the things they say
reminisce the sins we did
back to the days when we
Pre-chorus 2
listen to the songs
in the morning light
every word you sing
making me feel so right
suddenly I found some is wrong
it's all wrong
I left the treasure chest
in pirate's hatch
Chorus 3
every circus needs the clown
living like a king uncrowned
life after M.I. is filled with all my magic
will never let you and the kiddos down
Monkey Island