Roman Candle

With a short fuse and Chinese directions
I think you ll light yourself on fire
Because a Roman Candle s got no direction
It just waits to expire

And I know it takes a new addiction
To keep you from what you re addicted to
Which is why I wish I could find a distraction
Whose efficacy is tried and true

This person who thinks this is what I look like
Well it s as though you were drunk for years
And if I didn t know better
I d say I d never seen better from you